The Woman Behind the Birds
For decades, the world has watched Wayne Meyer suffer at the wings of birds. The pelican at the Olympics. The goose in the Colosseum. The duck in Lakeway. Each incident was treated as random — an unfortunate coincidence, a cruel twist of fate.
But what if it wasn't random?
What if someone was orchestrating every feathered assault? Someone close to Wayne. Someone who had access to his schedule, his fears, his parking spot preferences. Someone who maintained a bird feeder in his own backyard.
The evidence points to one person.
The Museum's Investigation Board — Connections mapped by the Department of Avian Conspiracy Studies
The Evidence
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Museum Legal Disclaimer
The Wonders of Wayne Museum acknowledges that the evidence presented in this exhibition is entirely circumstantial, largely fabricated, and would not hold up in any court of law, bird law included. Mrs. Marcella Meyer is, by all accounts, a wonderful wife, mother, and squirrel-tracking enthusiast. The museum's Department of Avian Conspiracy Studies consists of one unpaid intern who "just has a feeling about this." We love you, Marcella. Please don't send the birds.